‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
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So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
YoU KNoW whAT I juST THoughT
THG AND CF WERE FILMED FROM KATNISS’S VIEW AND OTHER PEOPLES
SO INSTEAD OF IT BEING IN FIRST PERSON LIKE IN THE BOOKS WE WILL SEE PEETA IN MOCKINGJAY PART 1
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Suddenly the door behind him bursts open and three Peacekeepers spring into the room. Two pin Cinna’s arms behind him and cuff him while the third hits him in the temple with such force he’s knocked to his knees. But they keep hitting him with metal-studded gloves, opening gashes on his face and body. I’m screaming my head off, banging on the unyielding glass, trying to reach him. The Peacekeepers ignore me completely as they drag Cinna’s limp body from the room. All that’s left are the smears of blood on the floor.
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"I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me—which became my YouTube channel. A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, "pack up, movie time," and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, "You’re really funny, you should be an actor." So that was one of the first times I thought about it."
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